Meet Me

In D Prince’s voice;

“Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?".......hehe!

Oluwayimika Oluwamide OreJesu Ifede are the names. An Ijebu boy (with Igbo sense) to the core. So proud of my village – Ilishan Remo (Where Babcock University is situated). I’m an IT freak.

Currently;

an Executive Member of The SmartSchool Project,

Leader of The Incredible Palhood Team,

Initiator of Young Entrepreneurs Nig.,

a Social Media Expert (Founder – #BloggingRedefined, #PalhoodHeadlines, #CHNG and #60MinutesWithAStar),

a Jolly Good Fellow,

a Sick Freestyler (I don’t know if that word really exist…..The thing is I can freestyle to any beat),

a Crazy Comedian,

and most importantly a Street Guy (omo igboro to badt).

I love bin called Mc Jawbone (Biko, bother me not on the meaning of Jawbone). I’m a lover of good music, especially acapella music. I hate watching football matches buh sometimes love to play with my friends.

I drink? – Yes – Water!

I smoke? – No – Buh, used to!

I dance? – Yes – Very very well!

I don’t really love parrying……and I so much hate fags…….I have once bin wooed by a guy……Although, the guy has plenty kudi and he was ready to furnish my life with money…….I no jes know wetin the idiot see for my body wey wan make him f*ck me by force by fire……..Me wey no fine. *raises brow* So, what are you guyz now thinking?....that he had his way?..........Lailai……..I can only be a gay if Barrack Obama will agree to be my partner………lolz.

As I dey talk dey go………I love casual wears (jes a shirt and a pair of trousers)………I’m a die hard fan of palm slippers (I have once been denied entrance into a club cuz I wore palm slippers,it was not funny that day)

Anywayz,I love colors green and white………I’m a Nigerian na……..hehehehe.

Fav food is Amala with ewedu soup……….my girlfriends know this………Damn! Did I jes type ‘Girlfriends’?..........Mogbe!.........I hope one of them ain’t reading this sha?

I love traveling………..I can travel with you to anywhere in the world even if you’re not gonna gimme food and water…….you know itz not possible na?

I don’t have any fav musician or actor or actress. They are all good and I like them all.

I love portable and durable cars………Readers be like: “Does he even have a car?”……….I never get one now, except from the “Legedez Benz” wey I dey manage………But of recent, I’ve bin seeing myself driving different cars in my dreams……… So, I gatz prepare……..hehehe!

Best man in my life – My father – Evang. J. O. Ifede

Next is my Mentor – Pst. Tunji Agboola (C.E.O, Amazing Grace Computer Systems Ltd., Ibadan)

Best woman in my life – My mother – Mrs. B. K. Ifede 

Next is my wife – And I never kan get one ooooooo! Buh, let us jes manage the pix below.......hehehehehehe!

One most important fact of my life is; I live by the GRACE of God!

I love reading and writing…….And I love talking hen…….I can talk oooooooo……….Thatz why most of the things I do is all about talking, talking and talking.

What else? – Hen hen, My wishes:

I wish to own the most beautiful woman in Africa. Readers be like: “Jawbone, own or marry?”………If I marry her, no be sey I don own her be that? I go pay na!

I also wish to go into Politics soon.

I think with this lil description of myself, una don sabi me, if not wella, at least a little.

If you've gat any question, ask by posting a comment.

Thanks.

I hope you enjoy yourself here.

Mc Jawbone